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3 Uses For Your Mummified 14-Year-Old $5,000+ Hamburger
Yesterday, we wrote about a Utah man who turned down an offer of $5,000 for a 14-year-old mummified McDonald’s hamburger he found in his pocket. On our comments board, funny blogger Twissblog wrote:...
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Mummified Hamburger Continues To Party Like It’s 1999
As we’ve been writing this week, a Utah man found a mummified 14-year old McDonald’s hamburger in his pocket. After turning down a $5,000 offer from a local DJ who might eat the thing, we’ve been...
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If Nobody In Italy Wants To Make Pizza, We Wonder If This Will Force A 30...
CNBC reports that despite having the worst unemployment record in two decades, Italy has a shortage of 6,000 pizza-makers, that it is having trouble filling! 3 Pizza-Related Shortages We Do Not Want To...
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While Everyone’s Been Talking About Apple Innovating “This” and Google...
In a CNBC interview with the CEO of McDonald’s, the CEO reportedly said that McDonald’s is looking at “innovative ways” to extend breakfast hours for customers! We haven’t attended McDonald’s Hamburger...
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Someone May Have Lied On A Yelp Prison Review! Is There Not An Integrity Test...
The Washington Post reports that lawyers, prisoners, and random jerks who may be the same people who vandalize Wikipedia, are reviewing prisons on Yelp! From the article: “At no time did the officer...
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Swedish Newspapers: Always The Place We Can Find The Most Current Breaking News!
The Local reports that the Swedish National Tax Agency has declared a lumberjack who has been missing for 102 years to be dead. If alive, he would have been 139 years old, which would be older than the...
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A&W Paying Five Bucks To Some People To Put Ads In Their Beards (Offer...
Business Insider reports that A&W is putting mini-advertisements in an unconventional location. For $5 a day, men can be paid to walk around with an advertisement in their beards! And that sounds...
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Those Signs Of What Not To Bring On An Airplane Indicate What Not To Bring On...
NBC News reported on May 25 that a record number of guns were seized at U.S. airport security checkpoints last week. Specifically, the TSA confiscated 65 guns: 54 loaded. And eleven more unloaded....
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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Room Service! (And None If You Were Wearing Those...
Yesterday, we wrote about how many popular hotels are getting rid of mini-bars. That was yesterday’s news, or as we like to call it “the morning issue of USA Today” left at hotel doors across America....
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Just In Time For Father’s Day, Restaurant Bans Kids Under 18! *Crickets*
The Huffington Post reports that a Sushi restaurant with the word “bar” in its name in Virginia has banned patrons under 18. Some prospective patrons are apparently suggesting to “boycott” the place....
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Did You Just Realize You Wasted Years Of Your Life Switching Your Fork From...
A contributor at Slate suggests that a once-popular American method of cutting and eating meat, which the author calls “the cut and switch” may be inefficient. For those unfamiliar with the technique,...
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Splitting Headaches Are Such A Hassle. And Headache Medication Can Be So Hard...
Yahoo reports that an Italian neuroscientist claims that human-to-human head transplants may some day become available! And you thought allegations of performance-enhancing drugs were a problem in...
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If You Need Yelp To Help You Identify Hipsters, Head To The Nearest Black...
The Huffington Post reports that Yelp is now making it easier to find hipster zones in major cities, mapping out major hipster territories. Under the Williamsburg Bridge in NYC, who knew? Yelp can also...
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We’re Still Waiting For Stuffed-Crust Cheesy Burritos From A Certain Fast...
ABC News reports that a new United Nations report indicates that Mexico has passed the United States in obesity rates, with 32.8% of the adult population for Mexico vs. 31.8% for the United States. 3...
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Colonel Not Invited To Latest KFC Party?
CNBC/NBC report that KFC is not using an image of the iconic Colonel Sanders in its latest concept KFC Eleven. The article even suggests that this may push the Colonel image closer to retirement. 3...
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Twitter Is Probably A Bad Place To Buy Drugs; And Other Things Not To Tweet.
Yahoo reports that a Canadian man allegedly tweeted to the Twitterverse that he wanted to score some marijuana, and also tweeted the location to bring it, resulting in an amusing response from local...
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Yahoo Changes Logo In Epic Font Event
AllThingsD reports that Yahoo has introduced a new logo, after 30 days of build up featuring different, non-permanent Yahoo logos. The logo is purple, slimmer, and, well, if you’re really into logos...
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Here’s How Teenagers Are Getting In Trouble At McDonald’s These Days.
The Huffington post reports that a pair of teenagers were threatened to be kicked out of McDonald’s by an employee for setting up a table cloth on the table, along with plates, and cutlery, in an...
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Finally A Product For When You Can’t Decide Between A Burger And A Grilled...
Foodbeast reports that Jack In The Box has introduced a cheeseburger with a grilled cheese sandwich on top. 3 Products We’d Like To See Jack In The Box Introduce 1. A Jack In The Box, with a grilled...
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If China Has Capitalism, It Has Demanded A Toilet Themed Restaurant!
AOL reports that a toilet-themed restaurant has opened in China, where guests sit on chairs resembling toilets, and eat items including soft serve ice cream out of toilet-shaped bowls. 3 More Ideas For...
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